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Oddments and Condiments

by Gaz Masters

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1.
Lyrics: Unburden me my brother, for my sins that weigh me down Frankly I've no other, I have burned ever bridge in town You said the flame will light the better way Tomorrow holds a brighter day Don't look back to what has been Let the ashes set you free Burn your bridges, let them light the way Darkened room no shelter, the dark clouds surround somehow My life's a broken umbrella and the rain keeps pouring down You said don't worry about the weather We've been through it all together Don't fear when the storm begins Let the showers cleanse our sins Burn your bridges, let them light the way
2.
Lyrics: What a time to be alive (I know) Our common sense deprived (Oh No) Voices of our time, Z list reality A dumb cunt's comment box, now formality It's time we put away our phones Intelligence Regressed (Oh no) Trial by our twitter feeds, a tasteless joke A social platform for the self proclaimed awoke This is the golden age of nonsense Fake news lined up in a row Politicians are they friend or foe Deprived of information, a national disgrace Worldwide condemnation, ignorance embraced This is the golden age of nonsense
3.
Selena 02:12
Lyrics: She's a bitch, ain't that a pity I hate that she's so pretty She walks the night & they all pay A dollar here, a dollar there She'll always leave me in despair Woah, Woah, Woah, Selena Same thing every night, turns on her red light I leave the note, it's time to go Fix her hair, an empty stare I'm in love and she don't care Only wants me for the fare Woah, Woah, Woah, Selena
4.
Lyrics: I feel lost, my mind retreats I scream but I can't speak Really through me off this time Another night, another crime I pass on the paths of pity Through the darkness of this city I know a man to keep me sweet He lives on 20 Cotton Street I cant help myself, I cant help myself, I cant help myself from myself One mans friend, One mans daughter They're led like lambs to slaughter Recklessly they preach in sins Notify their next of kins On this street you feel the wave Of despair and toxic rage Knock on the door to get your treat This is 20 Cotton Street I cant help myself, I cant help myself, I cant help myself from myself
5.
Trash TV 02:14
Lyrics: I don't need another housewives of Leeds I just want the old MTV I don't desire more Z lists on fire Every turn a distracting liar Wash out all these stupid twerks Ridicule a great mans works Witless creeps and bleach blonde freaks I'm tired of celebrities, get me out of here Trash TV, Trash TV, Trash TV I don't want no more (Trash TV) I don't need no more (Trash TV) Tune in Tuesday for the fat get fit Every channel so full of shit Tune in Friday where the fit get fucked Cast your vote for your favourite junk Misfits sang of TV casualties Its even worse with these realities Fakes rise, with these square eyes Watch and wallow for our own demise Trash TV, Trash TV, Trash TV I don't want no more (Trash TV) I don't need no more (Trash TV)
6.
Lyrics: I'm getting fed up of the mundane cycle, I want to give it up I'm tired and I'm working my ass off, I never get enough A preacher says you get what you pay for, but I ain't seen the light Another day with the negative red, another sleepless night No need for this wasted education, we are the broke generation I'm broke, but not broken The budgets bust, millions on the bread line, having toast for tea Busted bones, blood sweat and tears, but no economy The leaders talk their game, but its all lies, another tick in the box Rich men with a whip in their hand, keep you in the stocks No need for this wasted education, we are the broke generation I'm broke, but not broken Did you people learn nothing in the banking world, that loaning broke people money is not working out for you. And you broke people did you realise that these banks do not have your best interests at heart Did you learn nothing? Nothing? I mean stupid on parade, thats what this is Buying crap, you cant afford, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't even really like You make all this money, you look good and you're broke You didn't learn anything Did you learn nothing? Nothing? Nothing? I'm broke, but not broken
7.
Lyrics: He came to me so gracefully, "'scuse me sir do you have A3?" I never dreamed he'd paint away, this hard mans dreams drawn out this day I long to see whats in that mind, what sort of madness might we find? Take a day, to look inside, to see through the lens of Corkhill's eyes I long to see, through Jimmy Corkhill's eyes (x3) I used to think he's full of hate, but now I learn this monster paints And does his art reflect his rage, we only guess what fills the page Oh how I wish that I could see, to solve the mystery in me We'd take a day, to look inside, to see through the lens of Corkhill's eyes I long to see, through Jimmy Corkhill's eyes (x6)
8.
Lyrics: The whole of history at a click, A wealth on information, doesn't help a bit A search for every question, no one knows, A hindrance, a distraction, over exposed Fake news, fake users, every view a devolution Fabricate, click bait, world wide web pollution Second hand stupidity, is a killer Kids surfing into danger, no warning signs Drowning in dump opinion, hope declines Attention spans depleted, do what we're told Education defeated, knowledge withhold Fake news, fake users, every view a devolution Fabricate, click bait, world wide web pollution Second hand stupidity, is a killer
9.
Hard To Fall 03:07
Lyrics: Broken mirrors on the wall, concerned voices not heard at all Misshapen portrait hides denial, alone again thrust in to trial Hard to see, not had to fall My reflection, my demise, push away those we despise My tunnel light it fades to black, this wagon crashing off the track Hard to see, not had to fall
10.
Lyrics: Hard lines between left and right I'm in the middle breaking up the fight Guess its harder to decided who we want to be Fed up of they said that Left out all the important stats Rise up and demand better for me Don't ask what you can do for your country, but ask what it does for you We are, divided We are, divided We are, divided kingdom Big questions do we leave or remain All the answers say were doomed all the same No escape from our own hypocrisy Claims of lies, delivered through the door I dont think I can take much more Fed up of this broken democracy Don't ask what you can do for your country, but ask what it does for you We are, divided We are, divided We are, divided kingdom
11.
Lyrics: Well I'll say it, I know I won't regret Yes I'll have some Christmas cheer this year A little whiskey, a lot it could be risky A bottle in my stocking soon dissapears I've burnt my turkey, now I'm getting slurry My apologies all came out insincere The chestnuts roasting, no idea what we're toasting Drink up kids, cos Santa Claus is here Ho, Ho, Ho Lets get drunk, it's Christmas time We're not together, but we can drink in equal measure Raise a glass and sing and dance with me For those we're kissing and all of those we're missing Especially for those we never see We tear our wrappers, we lose at pulling crackers Now I wear my paper crown with glee Where are my manners, its time for some Havana's Light em up, Merry Christmas and New Year Ho, Ho, Ho Lets get drunk, it's Christmas time Sleigh bells, white snow, the Queens speech, Uncle nobheads mistletoe, Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas time Mulled wine, brandy snaps, Greggs festive bakes, wearing Santa hats, more Lynx gift sets, thanks It's Christmas time Elf on a shelf, brussel sprouts, Rudolph's red nose, wrapping all over the house, Dad's telling cracker jokes again It's Christmas time It's been a crazy year, so raise a glass, swig it down and lets shout in mass, lets get drunk, why not It's Christmas time Lets get drunk, lets get drunk, lets get drunk, it's christmas time
12.
Lyrics: I didn't mean not to be your friend I had a plan it would work out in the end Now I cant take it back whats said A grudge that lasts til our death bed I never wanted things to be this way I never wanted to be, my last sworn enemy I guess I'm saying that we're both to blame Now it hurts you just to say my name So if I could I would take it back But you're still wishing me a heart attack I never wanted things to end this way I never wanted to be, my last sworn enemy I never wanted it to be this way, I never wanted it to end this way

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The songs that didnt quite make twenty two zero, but I still had a fondness for, so here they are in case people like oddments!

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released December 20, 2020

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Gaz Masters Liverpool, UK

Gaz Masters is a Punk rock singer/songwriter from Liverpool, UK. He creates fun 90's style skate punk tracks, they are sometimes fast, they are sometimes loud, but they are always catchy.

Been active since March 2020 when Covid-19 first struck the world and sent many into various lockdowns, Gaz Masters bunkered down and started writing for the first time in a decade.
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